Jesus Is The Reason For The Season

Yes, I know I said that all I want for Christmas is the Avenging Unicorn Playset (but only if it comes with effigies of my loved ones, co-workers, neighbors, and that asshole who kept honking at me in the crosswalk today), but I held in my heart my secret Christmas desire.

December 20th.

Decemberists.

Colbert.

Guitar-off.

Yes, Virginia, there IS a Santa Claus. And he will deliver all your pop culture desires, as long as your cable bill is paid.