When does a pirate become a man?
At his BARRRRRRRRRR Mitzvah.
What does a pirate call the Executive Director of the American Society of Hematlogy?
What's a pirate's favorite place to visit in DC?
The National ARRRRRRRRRchives.
What does a pirate make for his woman when he loses a bet?
A roasted veggie tarrrrrrrrrrt.
Where does a pirate go to rent AmARRRRRican Psycho?
The Blockbuster in ARRRRRRRRlington.
What historical figure does a pirate contest the veracity of some scholar's speculations that she was a hermaphrodite?
Joan of ARRRRRRRRRRRRc
What waterborne parasite does a pirate host?
What does a pirate like about Harry Potter?
His sweet scARRRRRRRRRRR.
What happens to vegan pirates whilst travelling the high seas?
What's a useful course of study for a pirate?
What is a pirate's favorite language?
What's a pirate's favorite yoga pose?
DownwARRRRRRRRRd facing scurvy dog.
What's a pirate's favorite mode of transportation?
Amtrak. To fight for legislation, contact your senatARRRRRRRRRRRR. For more information, contact Colin PeppARRRRRRRRRRRRRd.
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