The Goo Report

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Mafia tactics employed to avenge Steve Irwin's death. I hope PETA gets involved, because it would be hilarious to see PETA vs. the Mob. I would pay $9.50 to see that movie.

So many preventable deaths- if only he had been wearing his grisgris.

If only my ancestors had this kind of foresight...

I know- pesticides are bad; I'm a good li'l environmentalist, but this is seriously hilarious.

Is this some kind of sick joke? I wanted to get on the Attention Deficit Disorder Website to read about a story where a man started a kitty jihad, but it takes FOREVER to load, and I don't have that kind of attention. That's fucked up.

Aforementioned kitty jihad. Now the kitties will start their own Global Struggle to End Douchebaggery. Hmmm, that may not be such a bad thing.

We tell them to exercise, eat right, then vom it all back up...

I knew there was a reason I don't like MySpace.

I wonder if they will use the corpse as a prop?

Well, duh. See? Our fearless leader...