Happy Electoween!

Way to go everyone; God's way pissed off now. It was not in His Plan for the commie terrorists to take over. And WOMEN commies at that!

Fortunately, you can get back on His good side by adhereing to His Special Plan for you and your health.

Our contemporary food delivery system results in loss of many original nutrients; however, the scientists at Faith Meds™ have studied God's natural design for nutrition and developed supplements that make it possible for you to nourish yourself as He intended.

The best part? When God is on your side, you don't need infidel "logic", "methodology."

You know there's always one in every crowd that says, Oh yeah, well if it's so good then PROVE IT! Well, for all the doubters, guess what? That's just what we've done! We took the time to scientifically query past users of Diamaxol™ about their results...

See? PROOF! They asked some people in a sciencelike manner, what they thought about the product they'd taken.

And then the makers of FaithMeds BLEW MY MIND.

We even took it one step further and had an independent lab conduct a clinical study done on 30 diabetic patients...

It's almost like we don't need God at this point.

Oh wait- I forgot about the election. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, you'd all better get on your knees and pray for our salvation, because the Macacalypse is here.