MEMORANDUM
Date: 10/3/2006
To: Andy Slater, CEO, Capitol Records
From: Colin Meloy, Decemberists Demiurge
Re: Upcoming Tour
Dear Mr. Slater,
The Decemberists will require the following props and stage accoutrements for its upcoming tour:
Kind Regards,
Colin Meloy
Date: 10/3/2006
To: Andy Slater, CEO, Capitol Records
From: Colin Meloy, Decemberists Demiurge
Re: Upcoming Tour
Dear Mr. Slater,
The Decemberists will require the following props and stage accoutrements for its upcoming tour:
- Twelve oversized red Japanese lanterns
- One 18'x26' ukiyo-e print depicting The Crane Wife
- One Lisa Molinaro, complete with banjo, fiddle, keyboards, marimba, vocals, and pretty flowing hair
- One hurdy-gurdy
- One recording of Prokofiev's Peter and the Wolf, preferably the one with Patick Stewart narrating
- One pair of baby-sized noise-reducing headphones
- One introduction from Kristian Foden-Vencil
- Twelve case per diem of Orangina
- One Dr. Herring's Brand Dirigible Balloon Repair Patch Kit
- One copy, Obscure Jazz Jokes and Witty Palaver
Kind Regards,
Colin Meloy
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