Those Crafty Bastards.

This time of year, it's important to remember God's commandments for how He wants His peoples to adhere to His will on earth. Specifically the one about "Thou shalt not misuse brand names to misrepresent your product to unsuspecting bloggers."

After reading the craftzine article on how to make your own yarn from plastic grocery bags, I was really excited to see a link to a post titled, "How to knit Easter peeps."

PEEEEEEPS!

Because surely the only thing better than blowing peeps up in the microwave is to make them yourself, and THEN blow them up in the microwave.

As it turned out, craftzine hoodwinked me. There is no high fructose corn syrup involved at all here, just yarn. Bah. Those things are way too fucking cute to blow up in the microwave.

Easter is officially OFF, and God is pissed. We're talking Old Testament pissed. Now I know why it's winter again.