Perhaps a Sign of a Higher Porpoise?

I've always been fairly certain that Dick van Dyke is constantly surrounded by bands of cartoon-like animals that surreptitiously guard him from danger.

Now I know I'm right: porpoises rescued Dick van Dyke from drowning after he fell asleep on his surfboard. "Mary Poppins star feared death after apparently falling asleep on his surfboard but friendly sea creatures pushed him to shore."

Just desserts for a porpoise driven life, no?