Thursday, December 29, 2005

Emergency Grassroots Action Needed!

This just in from Wonkette: (ok, maybe it's two days old, but whatcha gonna do, I was on vacation!)

San Diegans think their panda baby is cuter.

Stick up for the Stick by e-mailing your vitriolic comments in.

Su Lin?????? What the hell kind of name is that? I'll tell you. It's a hick name: Suelynn. It's just dressed up with vaguely Asian orthography to look Chinese. I bet Suelynn the panda ends up in the back woods of Montana, chainsmoking in a shack and writing terrorist manifestos against the government.

All that said, for everyone crying that 2005 was so awful and that the world is about to explode, c'mon- two baby pandas in one year? If If that's not some reassurance from the universe, I don't know what is.


Blogger Ness said...

Dude - Taronga Zoo (Sydney, best views in the world!) has snow leopard cubs. SNOW LEOPARD CUBS. TWINS!

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