The Goo Report

Poor kitty. It's hard to be a black cat on Friday the 13th. He's walking around with his tail all puffed up, looking out for women trying to sell him on ebay. Why include only human remains in your policy? Does this mean I could buy a mummified cat?

Apparently, I should be in the papers, as seeing big, black cats is now newsworthy.

Home sweet home!

And you thought Tim Gunn was tough.

After having faced the disappointment of dead leeches at the Museum of Medical Health, I don't want to be let down again. But this does look most promising.

Fruitcakes=terroriem? I see the link.