MiowOL Cats

I can quit the little fuckers whenever I want.

LOL cats, that is.

Look at this one I made!


But you know what's funnier than LOL cats? LOL objects.

If you're like me, you've already trawled through all of the archives on I Can Has Cheezburger, and the paltry four posts a day or whatever just ain't cutting it. I am here to provide you with the latest and greatest in LOL cats.

• Slate has a slideshow!
• Meow.
  
• The Object wants to know if he's allowed to glue captions to kitty for live, in person LOL cat action. I'm ok with this, if only for the fun of watching a man-on-cat fight to the death.
  
• 3pennyjane, being the smartypants she is, always has to class it up a bit. She spends her days at Shakespeare cats. By the way, true story: I met my first college boyfriend's mother when she interrupted me at an orchestra concert to tell me that a nunnery was a brothel. Awwwwwwwwwkward.
  
• Not as funny, but LOLspeare.
  
• Meow.
  
• LOLbrarians.
  
• A very viable career option for the Goo... maybe it's time to put my degree to good use! Heh, "I can see the future. It's recursive."
  
• LOL cat LOLologists. How delightfully meta.
  
• Humble "I am in your x, y-ing your z" beginnings.

Is anyone else starting to feel inspired to make verb trees and see how case theory applies to LOL catspeak? This sounds suspiciously like something Google grants would fund. I think it would really push the field in new and better directions, especially if theories were applied in actual LOL cat form. Observe: