"We have to give captive-bred pandas better survival training, especially combat and defence skills."
I would like to know what, precisely, panda combat training entails.
Furthermore, while I wept at length (no, seriously) for the murdered panda, have we fully thought through the consequences of cadre of pandas trained for heavy action?
"The bear was covered in bite injuries, according to scientists."
Are you ready to see the Eiffel Tower covered not just in panda bites, but panda bite injuries?!