Friday, June 01, 2007

Prepare Yourself for the Onslaught of Panda Guerillas

"We have to give captive-bred pandas better survival training, especially combat and defence skills."

I would like to know what, precisely, panda combat training entails.

Furthermore, while I wept at length (no, seriously) for the murdered panda, have we fully thought through the consequences of cadre of pandas trained for heavy action?

"The bear was covered in bite injuries, according to scientists."

Are you ready to see the Eiffel Tower covered not just in panda bites, but panda bite injuries?!


Anonymous Desidirius said...

Congrats on getting Wonk'd. I for one salute our new panda overlords.

6:27 PM  
Blogger the Alpha John said...

Pandas are stupid animals and belong with the dinosaurs:

8:22 PM  
Blogger Liz said...

Go back to DC, Tai Shan.

11:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

where'd your other post go? the creepy one?

5:28 PM  
Blogger rock_ninja said...

Wow, you peoples are fast. That was up for no more than 20 minutes.

Ummmmm, I wouldn't go so far as "creepy", but poorly written, disorganized, and not yet fit for mass consumption. You may or may not see this in a better reincarnation in the future.

8:50 PM  
Blogger Meghan said...

Instead of pandas trained to fight we should inform the other wild pandas that they are endangered. Then they would definitely stop murdering other pandas. BUT they may start mudering humans instead....I guess that's a bad idea too.

12:35 PM  

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