It's Gonna Be A Good Year: My Heart's in the Strangest Place

I have almost exactly the same feeling I had when I crossed the finish line of my first marathon. (Except more hungover.)

I did it. I won. And I would really like to eat some jelly beans.

I'm crying big, fat tears of giddy relief. Hamilton Leihthauser, sing how I feel.

Also, why am I awake?!?!?!