Friday, April 28, 2006

The Goo Report

It's Friday, and that means another edition of the Goo Report.

Last night, revellers revelling in the appointment of Tony Snow disrupted my LSAT class, which was pretty lame. What would be exponentially more lame is if this story from Slate were true.

It's a good thing the Pepsi Company has a good grasp on the English language, otherwise they would be reduced to crying, "Nuh-uh!" in response to allegations of condoms in their Cola. Instead, they call the reports "spurious" and all but blame the guy.

Another peice of Chicago history is history. But they're bringing Frangos back to Chicago, so I guess it's ok.

Judge puts code in "Da Vinci Code" ruling...

This story comes to us via New York HackTurns out your cabbie isn't such a bad driver after all. And if you haven't already realized it, cabbies and the homeless are by FAR the most interesting people to talk to. More interesting than the people on Greyhound. Especially if you've had a drink or two. Hmm, maybe we should have a "Converse with Your Cabbie and Homeless Guy Who Sleeps on My Stoop When He Gets Kicked Out Of Meridian Hill Park" Awareness Week.

Dennis Hastert totally got punkd.

A lot of people who hate cats offer platitudes to the tune of "you never see cats saving lives like Lassie, do you?" To them, I offer this story.

Continuing with the cat theme, I love this headline: Nine Lives, Six Paws!

Being carless, I'm laughing about the hike in gas prices. I will laugh even harder when this comes true.

The Oxford English Dictionary: Over One Billion Served.


Blogger Ness said...

About the CAT: The cat, who is quite ginger in colour, is also female. Giner cats are almost always male, its a sex driven characteristic. So this is in my opinion futher genetic evidence (in case you needed some) , that the cat is messed up.

Have a great b'day sweetie xx

9:55 PM  
Blogger rock_ninja said...

My roommate, who knows about such things, having formerly been a scientist, says this isn't true. In any case, they took off a bunch of his paws, ut I guess didn't really bother to count them... he now has three.

11:22 AM  

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