So THIS is Love!

I hate to get all schmoopy on you, but I had to share some recent pillow talk gems:

"You know what the great part about not having kids is? We'll never have to stay together for the sake of the children."

"If you get pregnant, you're on your own!"

Ahh, sweet nothings.

As if I needed another reason not to have kids, here's one courtesy of Natalie Dee:


See? It's for my future non-kids' own good.