Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Looking on the Bright Side...

Sigh. I had a hard day yesterday. So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

4 Comments:

Blogger 4mastjack said...

Loved it.

Were you even born when that movie came out?

12:40 PM  
Blogger The Goo said...

I was about 2 months old. Knowing my brothers, I probably saw it in the theater.

12:42 PM  
Blogger Matt Eckel said...

I've got a pool and a pond... I think maybe the pond would be good for you.

2:41 PM  
Blogger Karinanne said...

Awesome.

1:10 PM  

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