Sullying My Good Name

I have a favor to ask of the asshole who is out there using my debit card number. Can you try to be a little classier about it? I mean, I guess it's not that far of a leap in imagination to suppose that I spent my weekend racking up hefty charges at latinasfuckbyblacks.com and shelovesnegrodick.com, but napster?

Please, I have standards.