Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Good Idea, Bad Idea

Good Idea:Trying to cheer yourself up when in a funk.
Bad Idea: Cheering yourself up by perusing the pets in your area that you're not allowed to adopt on petfinder.com.

Good Idea: Having a backup pair of sunglasses, in case you accidentally smoosh your regular ones.
Bad Idea: Realizing too late (i.e., when someone else points it out) that your backup sunglasses are Joan Collins brand sunglasses -- distinctly feminine with defined shapes, delicate colors and decorative accents that appeal to the mature woman.

Good Idea: Campfire activities, like roasting campfire eclairs!
Bad Idea: Campfire activities, like singing songs and inadvertently inventing the world's shortest blues song:
I got a good woman
But she's got a big dick.

2 Comments:

Blogger pia said...

you're welcome to borrow my little monster anytime you need a pet fix. She's 40lb of high energy, looks like a gazelle when she's bounding around, thinks she's a lap dog and is constantly trying to slip you the tongue.

9:56 AM  
Blogger The Kresl Family said...

Your campfire song speaks to my soul.

10:34 PM  

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