Good Idea, Bad Idea
Good Idea:Trying to cheer yourself up when in a funk.
Bad Idea: Cheering yourself up by perusing the pets in your area that you're not allowed to adopt on petfinder.com.
Good Idea: Having a backup pair of sunglasses, in case you accidentally smoosh your regular ones.
Bad Idea: Realizing too late (i.e., when someone else points it out) that your backup sunglasses are Joan Collins brand sunglasses -- distinctly feminine with defined shapes, delicate colors and decorative accents that appeal to the mature woman.
Good Idea: Campfire activities, like roasting campfire eclairs!
Bad Idea: Campfire activities, like singing songs and inadvertently inventing the world's shortest blues song:
Bad Idea: Cheering yourself up by perusing the pets in your area that you're not allowed to adopt on petfinder.com.
Good Idea: Having a backup pair of sunglasses, in case you accidentally smoosh your regular ones.
Bad Idea: Realizing too late (i.e., when someone else points it out) that your backup sunglasses are Joan Collins brand sunglasses -- distinctly feminine with defined shapes, delicate colors and decorative accents that appeal to the mature woman.
Good Idea: Campfire activities, like roasting campfire eclairs!
Bad Idea: Campfire activities, like singing songs and inadvertently inventing the world's shortest blues song:
I got a good woman
But she's got a big dick.
But she's got a big dick.
posted by The Goo at 7:51 AM
2 Comments:
you're welcome to borrow my little monster anytime you need a pet fix. She's 40lb of high energy, looks like a gazelle when she's bounding around, thinks she's a lap dog and is constantly trying to slip you the tongue.
Your campfire song speaks to my soul.
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