How is This Not a Major News Item????? (I Swear It's Not About Butterstick)

As many of you know, my bestest friend, Anahita, recently moved to India. She gets a little homesick, so I try and send her all the important news items (factoids, if you will) from out great land. In researching a news story wherein "truthiness", a word first coined by Stephen Colbert of the Colbert Report, is the American Dialect Society's Word of the Year for 2005, I discovered some shocking news:

The newsletter for the American Dialect Society is called NADS.

Seriously. Check the sidebar.