Shoes I Will NOT Be Buying

1. I refuse to pay $200 for Barbie's Wallabies.

2 As for the shoes on the right, if you saw off part of the heel and make these monochromatic, these are the EXACT same shoes Sister Ruella, the nun in charge of my old horsebackriding program, wore. They look much better with a riding crop and an expression of reprimand. For the record, these shoes costs upwards of $600.