Can't You Feel It?

People always ask why I'm a huge Bears fan, despite the fact that I don't know or really care that much about football. During last Sunday's game, Schott asked me who the coach of the Bears is. There is only one correct answer: Mike Ditka.

Oh yes, soon we will all dance the Superbowl Shuffle again. Because, in the immortal words of Fourfour, if there is a universal language, surely it's dance floor boners.