New Rules
Effective immediately, the following rules are in place:
1. When the Object yells at me, he has to do my dishes.
2. Before I pester the Object seven hundred and thirty-six bajillion times a day to check with his mom to see if I left under his bed one of the cashmere argyle socks she gave me as a Christmas pressie, I will look in my own bag first, because the chances are probably pretty good it's in my bag.

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Relationships are all about compromise, right?
1. When the Object yells at me, he has to do my dishes.
2. Before I pester the Object seven hundred and thirty-six bajillion times a day to check with his mom to see if I left under his bed one of the cashmere argyle socks she gave me as a Christmas pressie, I will look in my own bag first, because the chances are probably pretty good it's in my bag.

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Relationships are all about compromise, right?
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