To Be Fair, He Is A Strong Black Male Role Model

So I just went outside to yell at three little boys who were throwing rocks at my window. When I asked them why they thought throwing rocks at my window would be a good idea, they responded, "We wanted to see the big black cat!" And so there I was, in the fading light of a hungover Sunday, clad in my pajama pants and pink cartoon whale shirt, yelling "Leave my cat alone!" to a bunch of doe-eyed ten- year olds.

I am officially The Crazy Cat Lady.

It could have been a lot worse- at least I didn't yell "Don't go near my big black pussy!"