Tuesday, August 28, 2007

The Goo Report: August Arcana

It's been a while since we've had the Goo Report, but between Gonzo Gonzales, Michael "I Am A Worthless Sack of Dogshit, Which Is Why I Kill Puppies" Vick, the second-year anniversary of the Executive Branch admitting it couldn't give a rat's ass about poor and/or black people Hurricane Katrina, and Josh Gros' concussion, you might have missed some of the news that isn't. Allow me to help.


Anonymous Chris Chan said...

I'm sorry. What exactly are "residual huzzes?"

4:19 PM  
Blogger rock_ninja said...

We've been through this! A huzz is the feeling you get when something is creepy and gross and gives you that weird shivery feeling. There is the single huzz, and the dreaded double huzz. In this case, I'm still having huzz aftershocks from the eel that slithered around and down my thigh. Oh, and also a fish that nibbled on me. But, true story, I swam about 10 feet away from a huge pod of wild dolphins, so it makes it all worthwhile.

4:25 PM  
Anonymous Chris Chan said...

We've done "rawklash," and something else along those lines, but I don't think you defined "huzzes" for me yet. Thanks for explaining that, by the way. Sounds like you had fun.

6:03 PM  

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