Wednesday, September 19, 2007


Ahoy tharrr, intarrrrrrnet mateys!

QUESTION: What be the first thing to suffer when you be needing to plunder an unexpected program meeting?
ANSWARRRRRRRR: Bloggaaaaaaar.

These be the pinnacle of the meetin', a summarrrrrrrrrrrrrry:
  • 'Tis important to talk over the MicroARRRRRRRRRRRRRNA
  • 'Tis a chore to find the suitable panel of speakARRRRRRRRRS for the plenARRRRRRRy presentations
  • While we value diversity in the submission of abstracts, it best not be at the expense of quality science, something to take into account when considering science from the same labARRRRRRRRRatory. And if ye be a scalliwag who does not disclose the abstracts as a reviewARRRRRRR, well, them that die be the lucky ones.
Yeargh. Pirates be not made for conference rooms.

In prepaaaaaaration for the meeting, I wanted to avast meself of some entarrrrrrrtainment. But alas, all that presented its lousy face was a wordsearch akin to this:
I'd sooner whittle me pegleg into timbers than pARRRRRRRRticipate in that pARRRRRticulARRRRRR treasure trove of bullocks. The only propARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR wordly treasARRRRRRRRRRRRRR hunt tis a little like this:


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