On Soooooper Doooooper Tuesday- or any major national election day- one can lose faith in the US of A just as easily as one can gain a new hope. Today I hope to present a point/counterpoint to allow you to gain better insight on whether you should be pumping a fist or flipping a bird for amber waves, mountains majesty, and New Jersey turnpike.
Point: Fuck America!
Everyone else thinks we're stupid, because sometimes we act pretty stupid:
Counterpoint: America, Fuck Yeah!
We can pull together as one to perform mass acts of no-pantsing and other assorted prankeries: