Greetings to Our New Adorable Overlords

Welcome to the world, new cloudy leopard cubs!!!

At long last, something to fill the void left by the panda cam having become uninteresting. Stupid baby panda cub that grew up. You're not the size of a stick of butter anymore, and you're not nearly as cute anymore, are you Butterstick*?

I also appreciate that this new zoo cub species seems to be even more incapable of perpetuating its species than the pandas, increasing its cuteness exponentially.

[The cubs] were taken immediately from their gorgeous mother before she could do them harm, or do them in, placed in an incubator set at 88 degrees and fed salt water from baby bottles.

Awww, separating progeny from parent because they might get eaten. I bet Michelle Obama had the same problem.


*I still love you best, 'Stick, even if you are eating the National Zoo out of house and home.