Nothing Left To Do Now Except Turn Thirty

Cancel the Super Bowl halftime show, take off the sequin glove;
Prevent the weird little monkey from bubbling out his love
Silence the discos and with muted MTV
Bring on the Dateline Tributes and bloviating MSNBC.

Millennium generation, the last vestiges of our youth officially died today. In memoriam, let Filipino prisoners express the words that fail us.



You know it's where Jacko would have wanted to go to jail.