Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Dear Peoples Who Broke Into The Object's Car,

I wish that I could see the look on your faces when you open that bag that you stole and realize its sole contents are an air mattress, you fuckwits. I wish I could see that look and then punch you in your stupid face. And neck.

Love and cuddles- and thanks, that's really gonna help the week go more smoothly!!

The Goo

4 Comments:

Blogger Meghan said...

At least something was stolen! First, my car was broken into in a nice way; they just jimmied the window and stole the CD player and an empty gold purse I bought from a street vendor, in front of the Columbia Road Safeway, for $5 dollars. I can understand the CD player, but did they really think I left a GOLD purse full of money or something valuable, that’s retarded. So I made a conscious effort to not leave anything in my car, not even spare change. But my entirely empty, no CD player car, with a club on it proved too enticing. It was broken into again, but this time they smashed the window, rummaged around, and didn’t find anything worth stealing (Duh, I have a 1996 radio/tape player shoved ghetto style back into the hole were my CD player used to be). So I had to pay to fix a broken window and the douche bag that broke into my car didn't get any crack money. They could have at least taken pity on me and stole my Simon and Garfunkel tape.

11:38 AM  
Blogger rock_ninja said...

I would have stolen the Simon and Garfunkel tape.

1:18 PM  
Blogger Ness said...

What is WRONG with the peoples of the world!?

6:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least they didn't still your CCR...

3:37 PM  

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