I Bet She Faked The Orgasm, Too

Well the good news today is that the Stick will remain an only child for the time being, since Mei Xiang faked her pregnancy. Doesn't she know that never works?

The bad news is now that he's turning two, Butterstick's statute of limitations for pint-sized pandorability has expired and I need to find something new to decorate my workstation with.

Suggestions welcomed...