Friday, April 14, 2006

The Goo Report

Ever wonder how drag queens find shoes? Me too!

We were the first to bring you the news of the recent epidemic in toilet seat gluings. We are sorry to report that the epidemic has spread transnationally. Please, try to keep your glue from spilling on toilet seats. Won't someone think of the children?

Best Hollywood Star on the Walk of Fame, until Tigger gets one. But not Rabbit , unless he quits his bitching. On a side note, how come only Disney toons get stars? Why isn't Roger Rabbit on there?

I really hope this guy becomes the poster child for Ritalin.

I hope this bra gets a better interweb connection than the lappy.

Wait, let me get this straight, Europe- defaming the Prophet Mohammad=ok, defaming Nazi Pope= not ok? I totally get it.

Did you know the monocle was back in style? Did you ever know it was in style?

This was one of the hardest stories I've ever had to read. First of all, it means all Poofygoo denizens (who are ninjas by default) are at risk. Second, how to decide which to be at a Pirate vs. Ninja party?

1 Comments:

Blogger jason_uk said...

hmm.. but surely the sad geek deserved it for 2 reasons:
a) the poor quality of his ninja costume
and
b) the poor quality of his super ninja stealth powers...

4:23 PM  

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