Bagelstick?

Covering Butterstick's first birthday, the AP reported, "One year ago, he was nearly hairless, pink and weighed about four ounces, less than most bagels. On Sunday, his first birthday, giant panda Tai Shan is an active, 56-pound cub and the star attraction of the National Zoo."

Less than most bagels"?!?!?! That's not how the fairy tale goes.

THE SIZE OF A STICK OF BUTTER!