GINORMOUS COOKIES!!!!!!

As we've reported on before, C is the most important letter of the alphabet, not only because it starts such important words like "civil rights", "crudmuffins", "Christmahanukwanzaakah", "cunnil"- fuck, wait, this is family site- and the most impotant word of all: cookie.

That's why we're particularly excited about Evil Moose's most supreme syllogism: If cookie is good, then enormous cookie is is enormously gooderer. My first foray into the pimped snack world will most definitely have to be the Fruit Power Pastille¹. Actually, from now on, I will demand that all my snacks be pimped. I also appreciate that the nutrition information is listed, so you know just how decadent your deliciousness is. Fuck dieting! Cookies!


1.Fruit Pastille: a fruit flavored jelly candy covered in sugar- the chewy texture that lasts forever will pull your fillngs out, if not your whole tooth. It's the most delicious candy in the whole world. While they're not currently available in the States, I understand the American Dental Association is working subsidize their release in the U.S.