Shenanigans! Shenanigans!

I am calling shenanigans^* on honesty.

I was under the impressions that honesty made one a better person and relieved the burden on one's soul. Apparently, honesty does not get one a glowy feeling of having done good; it gets one a tearful conversation in a cafe during punctuated by dreamatic thunderclaps and heavy rain wherein one forces those she cares about into decisions no one wants to make. SHENANIGANS! SHENANIGANS!

I'm going back to self-delusional bliss.

I would also like to take this opportunity to declare Shenanigans on the makers of my new wallet, which looks like this:



Awesome, right? Except that while walking around in the aforementioned thunderstorm, the new wallet got wet and fell apart. It's two weeks old! Lame.

* An official declaration made by patrons of an establishment who feel they have been cheated. Once a charge of shenanigans has been accepted by an authority figure, said patrons are free to assault the owners of said establishment with brooms.