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The Object took me out on a date last Saturday night. While we were on the bus to the movie, he turned to me and asked earnestly, "Hey, do you think the Governess from Pygmalion in a Blanket is hot? I bet she's really hot." Then his eyes glazed over with a faraway, dreamy look in his eyes, and he didn't speak for a while.
Sigh.
Update: This just in from The Governess: " i look like a cross of martha plimpton, hillary duff, and the crypt keeper. only more bloated."
I'm fucked.
Sigh.
Update: This just in from The Governess: " i look like a cross of martha plimpton, hillary duff, and the crypt keeper. only more bloated."
I'm fucked.
posted by The Goo at 9:58 AM
3 Comments:
The PROBLEM is I KNOW that your Gooey Goodness is Hottt! Mystery does wonders for the imagination...
UPDATE: See! Now all the mystery is gone! Unf. the problem now is that such a fab mashup of likeness is inCREDibly sexy...
the governess IS hott.
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