Surfs Up! (Watch Out for the Killer Tsunami)

For all of you who dream of "surfing at your beach house in upper Newfoundland" in some globally warm future, James S. Robbins has good news for you. The rest of us are still fucked.

I'll give you a Sacajawea gold dollar if you can read through this whole article without freaking out about the flawed logic, the myopic vision, or the blinkered rhetoric.

And before you dear readers point it out, yes, I do know that it is feasible and common to suf in Newfoundland currently. I'm just the messenger of bloggy bullshit.

But never fear, because Bill Clinton is on top of it.