In Lieu of the Goo Report

My new hobby is sleeping. That's apparently what one does with this kissing disease. The sad part is that no one can tell the difference between me sleeping at my desk and working at my desk.

As a peace offering for not giving you the non-news, I offer a conciliatory gesture. Motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane. Now you can be part of the movie that just didn't give a goddamn.