Does That Mean You Don't Have to Pay The Fine?

From a recent convo with the Object:

Goo: Did you know people think you're a bad driver?
Object: Who says that?
Goo: WHOA! Red light! Red Light!!!! (sound of screeching brakes) Um, your mom, your dad, your cousin, your little brother, Ben, Steve, John, Cas...
Object: What? That's so lame. I haven't gotten in an accident or gotten a ticket in three years besides those tickets that I just got.

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If they come in the mail, they don't count.