Thursday, July 27, 2006

I Can't Blog Because I'm Too Busy Being Obsessed with Project Runway

But I do need to instigate the following rule:

Effective immediately, ice cream cones will be made with a little bit of extra batter at the tip, so that there is no possibility of them dripping. Any manufacturers found in violation of this law will be forced to eat out of said cone while listening for a period of no less than ninety minutes to those damn canvassers in Dupont Circle talk about the starving children and how Sally Struthers is going to could save their poor worm-ridden distended bellies (did you know diarrhea is the number one cause of death in the developing world it drips out of them just like the ice cream from that cone you're holding) if you just cared a little bit more and maybe looked us canvassers in the eye (we're people just like you) and why don't you care about the children, do you also like to kick baby pandas?


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