Scourge of More than Just the Swimming Pool

Today the Scourge celebrates 25 years of wreaking havoc in our pools. The goth-IT-hackers working from their parents' basements (better known as "wikipedians") don't think he's famous enough to warrant a shout-out on the wikipedia, despite my best efforts. It has left the Scourge even more confused than whatever caused the addlebrained expression in this photo:


Here's a gratuitous cute baby picture of the Scourge, who will put some choice words in caps on gmail chat once he sees it: