Tuesday, December 05, 2006

So Much Better Than Twenty Dollars

You know how exciting it is to get out your winter coat and find twenty dollars1 or a snickers bar in it? This morning, I found a sweater in mine! A really cute nice one! That I completely forgot I had! Woohoo!




1.Twenty dollars! Oh, but I wanted a peanut.
Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Gasp! Explain!?
Money can be exchanged for goods and services...

I'd still rather have a snickers right now. Sigh.

2 Comments:

Blogger honeykbee said...

Homerific!!

11:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is somewhat off-topic, but it cracked me up.

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

2:16 PM  

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