Don't Sip Your Coffee Before This One

Whatever the GOP presidential candidates are lacking in finesse and political savvy, they are making up for with bad pasketti western allusions:

Romney: He is going to pay and he will die.

McCain: We will bring him to justice. I will follow him to the gates of hell.

So there you have it, a reason to vote for a Mormon- at least he's not stupid enough to flaunt that he's actually in league with the devil.