Sunday, January 06, 2008

A Few More Thoughts On Last Night's Debates

1. I would vote for Fred Thompson (remember him? He's still running!), but only if he swears to make Jack McCoy his running mate. I think we can all agree that Lenny Briscoe would have been superior, though.

2. I cannot tell you how much I want Mike Huckabee to win the Republican nomination, just to watch the evangelical minister crucify himself. His choice to wear a polka-dotted tie reinforced him as my choice of candidate for best hilarity factor.

3. Mitt Romney should be Time Magazine's Douchebag of the Year. Not since Howard Dean disgraced our airwaves have I so fervently wanted to kick a man directly in his gonads.


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